It's True! The More You Weigh the Harder You are To Kidnap. Stay Safe. Eat a Cupcake! This is a humorous and darling little towel that will surely entertain and delight anyone who could us a good laugh. Embroidered towels can brighten up any kitchen and are the perfect gift for housewarming, hostess gifts, birthday gifts, and girlfriend gifts. This towel is of good quality in ivory and is 100% cotton terry.